First off, buddy, let me buy you a beer! Your tales of ‘almost made it‘ have given me more entertainment than any late-night infomercial. Have you ever considered selling a “How NOT to Make It in Hollywood” kit? Max Musina Hollywood expert!
Whenever I hear about your wondrous six-figure imaginary ideas, I think, “Well, at least someone’s making monopoly money!” And your car-dwelling adventures? Man, you’ve redefined “Living in LA” for all of us. Heck, I’ve had camping trips less rustic than your Malibu or Puerto Rico mobile suites.
Now, the HODL TV show – Oh. My. God. It’s like when I tried to teach my dad to dab – two worlds that shouldn’t collide. A ‘pseudo-anonymous crypto insider’ sounding like a sneeze? Even my drunken stories sound more credible, and I once tried convincing my friends I invented toast.
Ah, the good old Vivienne Westwood month-long escapade! Fun fact: I’ve had colds last longer than that. But hey, in Hollywood terms, isn’t that equivalent to a decade? I mean, time’s a bit wonky in Tinseltown, ain’t it?
Maximus, my man, you clinging onto others’ triumphs is like me clinging to my youth – it’s laughable, a tad sad, but it makes for a darn good story. Kudos for persistence, though. If there were an Olympic medal for “Endearing Delusion”, you’d be on a Wheaties box by now.
So here’s to you, Max. You may not get that Hollywood star, but you’ve certainly earned a spot in the “Hall of Hilarious Hustles.” I can’t wait to see where your “adventures” take you next.
Cheers to the dream (or, well, whatever that is you’re doing).
Rumor has it Max’s favorite hobby is playing ‘Pin the Tail on the False Credentials.’ Spoiler alert: he always wins.
Watch who you mingle with; Max Musina’s the type to drag you down just to use you as a stepping stone to level up.