Here’s all you need to know about the Max Musina HODL IMDb crypto token scam.
Don’t fall for Max Musina’s get-rich-quick scheme. It’s just another attempt by LA’s infamous con artist to make a quick buck from unsuspecting investors. Stay informed and do your due diligence before investing any money in FDL.
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According to IMDB, the HODL tv show is written by Massimiliano Musina’s longtime friends, Christina Martin and Mark Pennell, whose only experience in crypto is hanging around wealthy burning man attendees (aka Hodl’s crypto insiders).
HODL TV Show Token Investment Analysis
Because the world of crypto is new to many people, let me help you understand what value and risks investing in Musina’s bullshit crypto token are.
On the surface, Massimiliano Musina and his broke associates have made the appropriate filing declarations with the Security Exchange Commission (SEC) to protect themselves from any future recourse an unhappy investor make seek.
Max Musina and his would-be crypto kings claim Beacon Pictures is backing the Hodl TV show, but you would see the investment on the blockchain if that were true. Or at the very least, Beacon Pictures would be listed on the SEC as responsible for putting up the money?
Instead, the sec filing for a television show lists 3 unknown people as showrunners – a role required to fund and produce any tv show. Kudos to them for taking the initiative, but that’s where the kudos end.
Knowing what cheapskates both Max Musina and fellow barfly Mark Pennell are, here’s how the HODL show probably came about. Both are very good at pretending to be important people when they think someone else will foot the bill.
The idea of funding a tv show via crypto and NFT (Non-fungible token) is not new, but I’m pretty sure it was Christina Martin that took the leap to do the SEC paperwork and pay for the required filing. For those of you who have spent any time with either Max Musina or Mark Pennell, it would be laughable that they would offer up a credit card or have the patience to go through the small print and do anything other than sign their names. The soon-to-be-poor Ms Christina Martin paid for and made the SEC filing on behalf of Musina and Pennell as neither of them has sufficient skills to run a bath, let alone fill in tedious SEC paperwork.
Instead of paying Christina, I expect the value Max Musina claimed to provide Christina was the usual pitch Musina has given everyone and anyone who will listen. “I can get us tax credits in Puerto Rico to pay for this and you can pretend that you are part of my (dis)respected MAP Group LLC company and be a writer”.
Read Puerto Rico’s “ACT 27 Film Industry Economic Incentives” here.
If anyone takes the time to check, Musina’s only movie credit that was filmed in Puerto Rico is called Primal. Simply call the lead producers on this movie and ask what involvement Musina had in funding or producing this movie. They will confirm that Musina’s involvement stopped introducing the filmmakers to their production company in Puerto Rico and that he had nothing to do with arranging tax credits.
Sorry to burst your bubble Christina Martin, but you would have more chance funding HODL using another company to fund Puerto Rico tax credits without Max because it’s unlikely he can do it himself, and he’s burned bridges with those in Puerto Rico that could have done it for him.
“So when you think about it, you’ve really got an excellent bargain here. Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let’s say this is your Stoney Duck NFT. And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, totally different from Mrs. Spencer’s Stoney Duck NFT. Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that’s unique, too. And see, that’s your Stoney Duck NFT. Nobody can take that from you, okay? Now, here we are at the top and we find investors for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. Then those people will get people to buy their Stoney Duck NFTs. And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! And you know what? Fuck these people!
‘Cause what matters is these people right here and that’s us, baby!”
Similarly, the expression birds of a feather flock together ring true.
The equally broke Mark Pennell, who depends on the generosity of wealthy friends to live a lifestyle that is not his, likely earned his value by telling Christina Martin to pay for setting up the year-old HODL crypto-token. Pennell’s hollow promise to bring Beacon Pictures on board and share the HODL writing credit only has value if outside investors fund the project. Meaning that HODL can hire Beacon Pictures to produce the tv show, provided there is sufficient funding to retain Beacon Pictures. This kind of arrangement hardly makes HODL an official Beacon Pictures project. If Beacon Pictures liked the HODL project so much, they could have quickly funded it within the past year or put this out to their international sales team to pre-sell commitments throughout the world before production – something Beacon has not done.
In the end, Christina Martin got her first IMDb credit listed for a tv show that is not funded but misleading listed as being in pre-production.
In other words, the HODL tv show is helmed by three wannabe Hollywood producers, each bullshitting the other, because the numerous crypto and NFT get-rich-quick stories have blinded them into seeing gold at the end of the crypto rainbow.
These three wannabes also stroked the egos of various crypto insiders by offering cameos in the HODL tv show and trying to make the show sound like it was endorsed by the crypto community. Still, even these flashy crypto-nouveau-rich types didn’t dish up an investment for the HODL team.
HODL hopes to raise $7,500,000 in unsecured funding via a crypto token registered under the name FDL. There is no way Max Musina, Christina Martin, or Mark Pennell, HODL’s token creators, would pass even the most cursory due diligence with any investor, so don’t do it! You can make up your mind here if they’re worth it or not.
Massimiliano Musina and his greenhorn associates have little to no expertise with television production or managing production budgets. If you don’t believe me, call any of the actual producers on the few movies that Musina finagled a credit on if they would trust Max with any financial management responsibility. The answer will be a resounding and loud no!
According to a press release published in Variety, “Hold On for Dear Life” is executive produced by Beacon Pictures’ Mark Pennell, Satoshi Nakamoto Productions (aka Christina Martin), and the MAP Group (aka Max Musina).
The trio’s solution to them not being crypto queens, kings, or even pawns was to pretend that the creator of the HODL tv show is some “pseudo-anonymous crypto insider called Suh Toshee”. What this really means is that the creators of the HODL tv show have no meaningful credits listed on IMDB. Clever spin, but in reality, HODL is a derivative tv show that is a copy of the popular HBO Silicon Valley comedy but replaces tech insiders with a much smaller audience of crypto geeks.
To further dress the HODL token investment up into something more bankable, the dreamy Massimiliano Musina producing trio claim that the respected Beacon Pictures will make the tv show despite no mention of Beacon Pictures on the SEC filing submitted for HODL by Christina Martin.
The trio also lured the well-known producer Rob Weiss to direct an episode of HODL to stimulate investment interest as being produced by one of the people behind HBO’s “Entourage” hit tv show. In truth, if the trio doesn’t find investment, then Rob Weiss will have no part in working on the HODL tv show.
For Life (FDL) is the crypto-token ticker name for the HODL tv show fundraiser.
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According to TOKEN SNIFFER, 3rd party tool to check the wallets and liquidity of tokens, Max Musina’s FDL token does not pass their crap coin sniff test, marking FDL as high risk with an unimpressive score of 20 out of 100.
FDL’s token’s audit score of 20 indicates a HIGH risk of it being a scam now or in the future.
The HODL name seems fitting, considering that Musina and his broke-ass HODL team do not have any plan or protections to repay investors or protect investors from mismanagement of funds.
However, a disclaimer states that these results may not apply if HODL’s FDL token is in presale. Musina’s crew deployed the FDL crypto token almost a year ago, so the typical presale period has expired.
FDL Contract Analysis
✔ Verified contract source
✘ No prior similar token contracts. There are highly similar contracts deployed before the FDL token contract. Analysis suggests that FDL is a cloned contract that may indicate a low-quality token (e.g., pump & dump) unless an offering exists other than the token itself.
✘ Ownership is renounced, or the source does not contain an owner contract. The contract comprises ownership functionality where ownership is not renounced. Such ownership allows the creator or current owner to modify contract behavior (for example, disable selling, change fees, or mint new tokens).
Holder Analysis View Holders
✔ Owner/creator wallet contains less than 5% of token supply (0%)
✘ All other holders possess less than 5% of the token supply. A single wallet contains a substantial amount of tokens which could have an enormous impact on the token price if sold.
Liquidity Analysis
✘ Adequate liquidity present (< 0.01 BNB)
Not enough liquidity is present, which could cause high slippage and other problems when swapping.
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Max Musina talks in telephone number business deals but can’t even count to eight, so maybe he doesn’t understand the difference between six-figure and seven-figure business deals.
Guys, trust me! This HODL crypto is different. Lol. If you say so Max
omg this the hollyweird guy we were talkin 2. Max is financially motivated to lie to us about his solvency
Trust me lol this guy’s dream deals are dog sh*t
I’ve seen wet sh’ts I liked more than Max Musina and his get rich quick crypto Ponzi schemes
Thanks for posting. This site is very helpful in our premlim DD. Too many red flags with this guy. Hard pass!
Lessons learned. Never argue with a helpful idiot like LA’s Max Musina. He will only bring you down to his level and beat you with experience. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze!
Max Musina is a cross between a B player (at best) and a brilliant jerk. My experience in dealing with him is that he is overly reliant on fake charm and has a reputation for wreaking havoc on projects he has attached himself to by befriending the creators. Anyone that has worked with him will tell you that he is enthusiastic and will make lots of grand pledges for investment and connections but fail to execute or deliver anything of tangible value. Max is all talk, and people have complained that his tactics are to drag things out for several months before he confuses the issue of his non-performance by claiming your ideas are his own as a way of getting credit and payment. I liked him and thought I could manage him towards a positive outcome, but I couldn’t. If you’re involved with him on a project now, my advice is to add up what he has promised and, more likely what he has failed to deliver, and move on. The alternative is to risk spending lots of time, money, and professional resources fixing whatever mess or claims Max will inflict upon you.
Dozens of red flags, such as numerous professional misrepresentations, non-existent university qualifications, questionable business practices, and history of non-performance, make LA’s Massimiliano “Max’ Musina a certified fraud.
Massimiliano Musina is the definition of a douche bag – he’s fulla sh*t
Connect the dots 💩
Whata Puto!
Qué Cabrón! If this tonto del culo Max Musina thinks anyone here in Puerto Rico will work with him to qualify tax credits for his unoriginal mierda ideas, Él está soñando. Vaya gilipollas que es este tipo! A mí, plín!
C’Mon man! What a sham. Max you can do better
What a scammer! Max Musina’s famous words “My brother, I’ll pay for the coffee. You pay for the taxi, table at the club, party favors and girls tonight okay?“
Massimiliano Musina and his HODL crypto scam is a poo coin, just as you say. Max Musina’s underwear must be cleaner than you’d expect because all the sh*t from his stomach comes out of his mouth and not his rear end.
Some words of advice are always to hire someone with a higher IQ than you to make some money. Max Musina is not that guy.
Max Musina tryna sell some worthless bullshit crypto token. Shocker!!
LOL well done for connecting the South Park get rich quick NFT pyramid scheme parody with the kinda shit that Massimiliano Musina is trying to sell, “You lure your customers in with some good pancakes and french fries, and then you… fuck ’em with some NFTs! That’s what we’re gonna do.”